Spectacular Shenanigans: Archivo

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anniephantom: labirdgeoiseed: this is my favorite goofy pun ever, I have told it at least five times I don’t care, fuck you okay ready as you all know, saint patrick walked barefoot as an act of contrition, which made his feet rugged and blistered. he ate an ascetic’s diet, which made him weak and additionally gave him bad breath. all of this made him a super-calloused fragile mystic...

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“Look at you. You’re young. And you’re scared. Why are you so scared? Stop being...”

– Louise Flory (via larmoyante)

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theangryviolinist: do re mi fa so done with this semester

Abr 24

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Abr 20

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28 Ways To Live Life Like Lucille Bluth →

thebluthcompany: Because we all want to be like Lucille when we grow up.

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blckppl: i can’t fucking breathe if you like laughing watch this holy fuck

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avalar: “my cousin looks like justin bieber. here he is taunting a mob of teenage girls”

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julyanxavier: i thought of you, while in the shower and i thought of how nice it’d be to have your things among my things along the bathtub’s edge and i imagined myself running out of soap and using yours and wearing you to work, and the grocery store and i imagined that night, laying down beside you and smelling your neck and finding out where all my soap had gone

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Mar 29

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Mar 28

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Mar 26

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Coke Talk of the Day

coketalk: I’m sick and tired of all the speculation about what Kim and Kanye might name their baby. If those two media whores were honest about their process, they would just up and sell the naming rights to the highest bidder. The end result wouldn’t be any worse than the stupid shit they’d come up with, and quite frankly, I think “MasterCard presents Starbucks Kardashian-West” has a nice ring...

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Mar 23

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Even though Steak & B.J. Day is primarily a heterosexual male holiday, it’s one of the best days of the year for me. I mean, you get a steak and a b.j. And since I’m gay, my boyfriend doesn’t have to miss out on it either!

Mar 15

Anónimo ha preguntado: This may seem like a strange set of questions, but I'm curious :) 1.) How/when did you meet your current boyfriend? 2.) Who is your favorite artist(s) of all time? Any new artists you've recently discovered? 3.) Have you done any drugs? Are there drugs that you haven't tried, but want to? Any drugs that you will never do? Sorry again if this is strange. :/ Thank you in advance!

Mar 15