Lenexa, Kansas.

Puedo y me encanta hablar español. Es mi vida.

Ask me if you want to know more.




Jon Stewart vs. People Who Don’t Understand How Birth Control works

There will never come a day where I will not reblog this.


Last weekend fucked me up. My boyfriend called me on Saturday morning and told me that he could no longer do the long-distance anymore. As upset as I was, I realized that I couldn’t do it anymore either. Even though the split was mutual and amicable, sometimes I can’t help but feel that the two years we spent together now accounts for nothing. 

However, the longer I think about it the more I realize that it wasn’t for nothing at all. I’ve grown so much as a person within the past two years, and I think I owe most of that to my now ex-boyfriend.

So even though I’m still sad about it sometimes, I realize that the split was the best decision for both of us. 

GPOY, the ” it’s so nice outside today!” edition.

GPOY, the ” it’s so nice outside today!” edition.






Collective names for some animals

dumbfounded a murder of crows isn’t on here.

my english told me that a group of unicorns is called a blessing and thats the most beautiful thing I’ve ever heard


Oh man venereal nouns are my thing. I have a book somewhere. 

A thicket of idiots is still my fave.